January 29, 2010

She’s sitting in the second row, waiting for the professor to come in, acting like there’s no one else in the room. It’s doubtful that she has ever started a book and not finished it in her life. She’s beautiful and will probably make someone a good wife in the two thousand twenties if she’s not killed by a car crash or one of these twenty first century epidemics.

It’s an off day for me and my on days are probably way below your off days; but I was a great student in middle school so academically I can get by. Yet now the multi-colored sentences on the whiteboard from the previous class look three dimensional and thoughts about that girl’s head spinning around, not just like the exorcist scene, but suddenly she is the girl from the exorcist and I’m trapped in a basement somewhere. There’s music and tree bark with signs promoting fraternities and sororities and old rusty couch frames. Suddenly the student next to me is banging something on the floor or there desk and I jump and turn to look and a person is sitting down, that is all. While this is happening the nonsense of twenty people conversing in a crowded third floor room rises and expands until the professor walks, and I know that, like everyone else in the class, I’ll probably have to introduce myself and divulge information about who I am.

Abandoning The American Dream

January 19, 2010

The American dream is going to be abandoned soon. It won’t be abonded by Americans or by foreigners or by newscasters or politicians. I’m going to abandon my American Dream. Well, maybe. I might abandon it.

The Dream is a nice house with a gorgeous woman at least 6 years younger than myself. Several children(at least one boy) and the best riding mower that was available whenever the house was purchased.

The color of the mower is irrelavent, as long as it was the top of line mower at the time. The price is irrelevant to some extent, it probably wouldn’t be the most expensive mower but it would certainly be almost as expensive as the most expensive mower.

That would be happiness. Mowing the lawn for a summer would be happiness, and paying someone to mow it thereafter until my children turned 14 would be happiness. And all of it would be worth it.

I’ll momentarily abandon The Dream by dropping a math course, but that doesn’t matter. Imaginary children don’t need imaginary silver spoons, we’ll just steal them when the time comes.

Hello World Moment #20315

October 11, 2009

Hello, A/S/L all? lol, jk.

First blog post here and boy is it great. Seems easy enough. The NFL is on today, should be spec-tac-u-lar. What is a forty year old woman’s equivalent to NFL Sunday? An antiques roadshow marathon? That’s probably pretty accurate. Antiques roadshow is the best kept secret on T.V.

Last night Ron White was in town. It was alright

I can’t remember the last time that I walked my dog Spence. High time I go do that. Blogging is so cool!


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